• reshipped:

    tahreza:

    im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate

    ME LMAO

    (via trust)

  • succeeding:

    When you didn’t do your hw so you tell your teacher it’s home but they don’t believe you 

    (via trust)

    • friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
    • me: can i have some
  • ckings:

    turbo-kitty:

    fifty-shadesofgay:

    seerofsarcasm:

    I CAN’T

    this is my favorite post on tumblr okay

    THAT COST $7?! WTF AMAZON

    I’M PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD

    (via trust)

  • volcainist:

    when your mom makes you pose for a picture
    image

    (via trust)